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Disclaimer: We sell computers with customized configurations. The factory box may be opened to install the upgrades to achieve the specifications as advertised. The modified product is professionally tested and resealed. PC Series: 2022 Lenovo IdeaPad 5i Home and business laptop Display: 15.6” Touchscreen LED-Backlit IPS FHD (19201080) Display, Narrow Edge, 300 nit, 45percent NTSC Processor: 10-Core 12th Intel Core i7-1255U (2P + 8E Cores, up to 4.70 GHz with Intel Turbo Boost Technology, 12 MB Smart Cache, 12 threads) Memory: 16GB DDR4 Storage: Upgraded to 512GB m.2 NVMe SSD Graphics: Intel Iris Xe Graphics Communications: Intel Wi-Fi 6 AX201 (2×2/160) 802.11AX Gig+ and Bluetooth 5.1 Keyboard: Backlit Keyboard with NumPad and Power button integrated Fingerprint Sensor Camera: Integrated 720p Webcam with Privacy Shutter Operating system: Upgraded to Windows 10 Pro Ports Slots: 2x USB 3.2 Gen 1 Type-C (with DisplayPort 1.2 / Power Delivery 3.0) 2x USB 3.2 Gen 1 Type-A 1x HDMI 1.4b 1x mic/headphone combo 1x Media Card Reader Additional Information: Dimensions:14.09.180.67 in (LWH) Weight: 4.08 LBS, Abyss Blue color, full Alloy metal casing Free RATZK 32GB USB Drive included
【Customization】Upgraded to 16GB DDR4 SDRAM| 512GB NVMe m.2 SSD | Windows 10 Professional
15.6′ Touchscreen LED-Backlit IPS FHD (1920 x 1080) Display, Narrow Edge, 300 nit, 45% NTSC. Powered by Intel Iris Xe Graphics
Intel Wi-Fi 6 AX201 (2×2/160) 802.11AX Gig+ and Bluetooth 5.1; 2x USB 3.2 Gen 1 Type-C (with DisplayPort 1.2 / Power Delivery 3.0), 2x USB 3.2 Gen 1 Type-A, 1x HDMI 1.4b, 1x mic/headphone combo, 1x Media Card Reader
Fullsize Backlit Keyboard with NumPad and Power button integrated Fingerprint Sensor; 3-cell 45Wh lithium-polymer; 14.04 x 9.18 x 0.67 in 4.08 lbs; Storm Gray full alloy casing, free RATZK 32GB USB Drive
Type:802_11_AX
System ram type: ddr4_sdram

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11th Generation Intel Core i7-1165G7 Processor
【Intel 11th Generation Intel Core i7-1165G7】4-core, 8-way processing provides maximum high-efficiency power to go. 11th Gen Intel Core processor distributes performance where you need it the most — saving you time and increasing your ability to do the things you actually want.
【16GB DDR4 RAM】Plenty of high-bandwidth RAM to smoothly run your games as well as multiple programs. 【1TB PCIe SSD】Save files fast and store more data. With plenty amounts of storage and advanced communication power, great for major gaming, multiple servers, backups, and more.
【Intel Iris Xe Graphics】with shared video memory provide solid image quality for Internet use, movies, basic photo editing and casual gaming.
【Windows 10 Pro included】 Fingerprint Reader, 12.43 x 8.76 x 0.60 inches, 2.48 lbs. Ports:2 x USB 4 Type-C with Thunderbolt 4 40 Gbps(DisplayPort / Data Transfer / Power Delivery). 2 x USB-A 3.2 Gen 1, High Definition (HD) Audio, Realtek ALC3306 codec, Bonus 32GB SnowBell USB Card.

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