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Product Description:

Once upon a time, there was a magical device that could turn ordinary people into superheroes. It was the size of a deck of cards, but it held immense power that could change lives forever. One day, a clumsy man named John stumbled upon this device and accidentally activated it, giving him powers beyond his wildest dreams.

He could fly, shoot lasers from his eyes, and even teleport to different parts of the world. John couldn’t believe what he had become and he set out to use his powers for good. He saved people from burning buildings, stopped bank robbers in their tracks, and even saved a cat stuck in a tree. The world had a new hero and he wasn’t stopping anytime soon.

But, as with every superhero story, there was a catch. The device drained John’s energy faster than he could replenish it, leaving him weak and vulnerable. He needed a solution or else his heroic days would come to an end. That’s when he discovered a potion, only found by searching the deepest depths of the internet. It was a magical elixir that could boost his energy levels, letting him fight crime for hours on end.

And now, you too can have the power of superheroes with just one click. This elixir, paired with the device, could turn you into the hero you’ve always wanted to be. Don’t hesitate, take a look and unleash your inner hero today.

Call to Action:

“Are you tired of living an ordinary life? Do you dream of becoming a superhero and saving the world? Look no further. Our product can turn those dreams into reality with just one click. Order now and join the ranks of the world’s greatest heroes.”

Price: $1,529.90
(as of May 31, 2023 00:07:52 UTC – Details)



Lenovo Legion 5 Pro 16″ Flagship Laptop, Latest Ryzen 7 6800H Octo-Core, GeForce RTX 3060 (TGP 140W), WQXGA (2560 x 1600) 165Hz 500 nits, Wi-Fi 6E (32GB DDR5 RAM | 2TB PCIe SSD)

PRODUCT OVERVIEW

Decimate the competition, leave no one standing. Running AMD Ryzen 7 6800H, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060 graphics, and the Legion AI Engine designed to auto-detect and auto-optimize your in-game performance, vie for victory and vanquish all foes with the Legion 5 Pro. In stunning and precise WQHD+ (2560 x 1600) with an 165Hz variable refresh rate display at a massive 16″ 16:10 aspect ratio, it’s bigger, it’s better, and it’s born to conquer. And with Legion Coldfront v4.0 thermal technology and a sleek choice between Storm Gray and Glacier White, the only decision you’ll have left is what color you want your trophy.

Escalate your game
Speed meets endurance when you play with a gaming laptop powered by the AMD Ryzen 6800H Mobile Processor. Seize the pure performance you need to win, with longer battery life than ever before.

RTX. It’s on.
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060 Laptop GPUs power the world’s fastest laptops for gamers and creators. They’re built with Ampere–NVIDIA’s 2nd gen RTX architecture– to give you the most realistic ray-traced graphics and cutting-edge AI features like NVIDIA DLSS.

Serious frame advantage
Rise fast, rise first, and rank up with the Legion 5 Pro laptop. It features the world’s first 16″ WQXGA display with a 16:10 aspect ratio for more usable screen space. Plus, 165Hz refresh rate enables you to employ sharp reflexes. And to boost your experience, AMD FreeSync Premium gives you an even better edge, while TÜV Rheinland low blue light certification helps provide hours of fun that’s soft on the eyes.

Boost frame rates with the Lenovo Legion AI Engine
The Lenovo Legion AI Engine’s Auto-Optimization mode identifies your game launches and optimizes system performance with dynamic CPU/GPU power distribution to deliver you the highest possible FPS. In Auto-Detect mode, enjoy maximum frame rates on popular game titles with custom-tuned profiles. Compete to conquer, compete incredibly.

Leveled-up speed with DDR5
More frames, more game. DDR5 is here. Push your gaming past what’s possible with 2x the bandwidth and a tremendous increase in frame rate reliability and system power efficiency. With up to 32 GB 4800 MHz DDR5 support from the Legion 5 Pro, you’re gaming with the latest in advanced technologies.

Cooling on a new level
Defeat the heat with Legion Coldfront 4.0, a paradigm shift in thermal cooling technology. Featuring an expansive heat pipe layout and flanked by a 140% more powerful fan system with 40% thinner fan blades, the Legion 5 Pro is quick, cool, and quiet. With an additional +15W TDP (Thermal Design Point) and a dedicated CPU Copper Block for improved CPU heat transfer, stay cool and win.

Immerse yourself in 3D sound with Nahimic Audio
Nahimic drastically improves your gaming experience with immersive 3D audio and engaging features for gamers. Experience crystal-clear communication with teammates. Nahimic provides gamers an exclusive and simple way of mixing and sharing audio streaming journeys like a professional streamer, a continuously innovative audio solution dedicated to satisfying your 360-degree gaming experience.

【Product Details】

Display
16″ WQXGA (2560 x 1600) IPS, 16:10 aspect ratio, 165Hz refresh rate, 100% sRGB, 500 nits, VESA DisplayHDR 400 certified, Dolby Vision support, NVIDIA G-SYNC support, AMD FreeSync Premium, TÜV Rheinland Certified, X-Rite calibrated, MUX

Processor
AMD Ryzen 7 6800H Processor (3.20 GHz, up to 4.70 GHz Max Boost, 8 Cores, 16 Threads, 16 MB Cache)

Operating system
Microsoft Windows 11 Home (64-bit)

Graphics & Video
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060, 6 GB GDDR6, up to 140W boosted TGP, 1702MHz listed boost clock

【Key Features】

Connectivity
WiFi 6E 802.11AX (2 x 2)

Bluetooth 5.2

Audio
2 x 2W stereo speakers with Nahimic Audio

Keyboard
4-zone RGB backlight

100% anti-ghosting

Swappable WSAD keys

Camera
HD with e-privacy shutter

Ports
3x USB-A 3.2 Gen 1 (1 Always On)
2x USB-C 3.2 Gen 2 (data transfer and DisplayPort 1.4)
1x USB-C 3.2 Gen 2 (data transfer, Power Delivery 135W and DisplayPort 1.4)
1x HDMI, up to 8K/60Hz
1x Ethernet (RJ-45)
1x Headphone / microphone combo jack (3.5mm)
1x Power connector

Battery
4 Cell Li-Polymer 80Wh battery, supports Super Rapid Charge (charge up to 80% in 30min)

【Additional Information】

Dimension
19.9mm x 359.9mm x 262.4mm / 0.78″ x 14.17″ x 10.33″

Weight
2.49kg / 5.49lbs

【NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060 】That is the maximum TDP rating you’ll find for a mobile RTX 3060 graphics card, meaning this is the one of the most powerful RTX 3060 gaming laptops you can get. 6 GB GDDR6, 1702MHz listed boost clock, Advanced Optimus, VR ready, DirectX 12 Ultimate.
【16″ WQXGA (2560 x 1600) 165Hz 100% sRGB 500 nits Flagship Display】IPS, 16:10 aspect ratio, VESA DisplayHDR 400, Dolby Vision, NVIDIA G-SYNC, AMD FreeSync Premium, TÜV Rheinland High Gaming Performance & Low Blue Light, MUX, DC Dimmer, 178° Viewing Angle, Antiglare, X-Rite Pantone factory color calibration.
【32GB faster DDR5 4800 MHz RAM, 2TB PCIe SSD】Push your gaming past what’s possible with 2x the bandwidth and a tremendous increase in frame rate reliability and system power efficiency. Original Seal is opened for upgrade ONLY. We do provide a 1-year standard warranty on upgraded RAM/SSD. Bundled with Mouse Pad.
【Premium Experience】4-Zone RGB, 100% anti-ghosting Backlit Keyboard, Swappable WSAD keys numeric keypad, HD Webcam with e-privacy shutter, Legion Coldfront 4.0, 2 x 2W stereo speakers with Nahimic Audio, Newest Wi-Fi 6E 2×2, Bluetooth 5.2, Gigabit Ethernet.
【Features】Durable build quality, mostly aluminum chassis and thick, sturdy hinges, but only weighing in at around 5.4 pounds. 4 Cell 80 Whr Battery, Super Rapid Charge: 30 minute charge for 80% capacity. Windows 11 Home.
【Robust Connectivity】3x USB-A 3.2 Gen 1 (1 Always On), 2x USB-C 3.2 Gen 2 (data transfer and DisplayPort 1.4), 1x USB-C 3.2 Gen 2 (data transfer, Power Delivery 135W and DisplayPort 1.4), 1x HDMI, up to 8K/60Hz, 1x Ethernet (RJ-45), 1x Headphone / microphone combo jack (3.5mm), 1x Power connector.