On that last one: I told a girl she can get into advertising considering the size of your forehead, similarly I was arguing with another girl and told her I can see my reflection on her forehead (I was a menace as a kid over the smallest stuff)
😂This the crap that upsets me. My 16yr daughter once asked me when she was 11, "Mommy sometimes I wonder what did you guys have when you were little. Did electricity exist then?" Or my other daughter who is 14 but at 8yrs old she wanted to know did I ever get to pet a dinosaur. The "Really MF!??!" looks I gave to them made them walk away. I'm a late '70s baby for goodness sakes 🤦🏾♀️😒
Nope !! It's called I will knock the wind out your lungs. And if they complain then u don't do nothing else for them. And if my wallet is sad then u gonna be beat . Then u gonna be sad.
How messed up is that kids life where they're already going to therapy. Like what you need talk about finger painting and nap time?. That long division kicking your tail? Recess isn't long enough? Mom made last year Halloween costume at home and everybody teased you? Like wtf?😂
There's one she didn't read above the Jellybean comment that says, "My niece told me. 'I wanna be just like you when I grow up. No kids, no husband, no nothing." 😭
My 10-year-old kid and I roast each other often, but the shit he says lowkey hurts my feelings sometimes 😭
Okay so I'm not mean but I'm autistic and don't have much of a filter. I'm 18 so I have a pretty good understanding of when to shut up and what's rude and how to de-escalate a situation, but it wasn't like that when I was a kid so I'd say some very out of pocket things.
1: my dad shaved his facial hair (he normally sported a mustache, a soul patch (ewww), and a beard). I was like 7 and said that he had a family guy chin. My dad's a big guy, he was bigger when I was a kid so I was effectively calling him fat and comparing him to Peter Griffin. Not to make fun of him or anything but because I thought it was funny. In hindsight, it still is lol.
2: another one that I feel worse about bc he's a little insecure about it is when I was around 7 and sad that my dad had Dumbo ears. Once again, wasn't trying to be mean, but I cringe and laugh thinking about it bc if my own kid said that to me I wouldn't know how to react 💀💀💀
3: when I was 8 I also just straight up told a kid "I don't know why you're talking to me, I can't stand you/I don't like you" effective communication but damn. It was right in front of my mom too lmao.
Kids say the funniest things honestly, I try not to take it too seriously since they're new here.
As funny as it says to answer your question, kids are exposed to tweets and comments like this all the time and it gives them ideas plus with what they’re putting in cartoons yeah
A guy at work has some awesome daughters. When the oldest was 4 she was in the hallway when her Dad came out of the bathroom. She stood in doorway and said "Toilet? Are you okay?" He was doubled over laughing when he told me😂
But did y'all see the other comment above the wallet one? 😂😂😂 "My niece told me "I wanna be like you when I grow up. No kids, no man, no nothing. 😂" Y'all…🤣🤣🤣
I was teaching my then 5 yr old daughter how to bathe herself. I said you have to make sure all the soap is out of your “personal area” or it will burn. She asked if fire would l come out.😂
i mean it would be shocking to see someone who was born premature and then they become larger than the average person like you were born nothing where did all that person come from you were barley a person yourself 😭
Grandfather purchased new glasses asked his six year old Granddaughter how you like my new glasses? The little girl said they are nice granpa, now all you gotta do is get your teeth fixed!
Never in my life have I ever flown first class. Idk if I ever will. And if I ever have kids, I don’t care how much money I have, I’m raising my kids to be humble. Meaning, no huge house, no first class, no fancy anything. We gonna live poor so they can appreciate the value of a dollar. Oh and they’re going to get a job at 15, and start saving young.
My little cousin told me that I have hair on my chin like grandaddy 😩😂. I already knew that, but dang she didn’t have to bust me out like that lol. I’m now getting laser hair removal cause never again lol
When my cousin was a baby, she started petting my arm while I was holding her watching tv and she said, "Winwin, I LOVE your FUR! 😃" and I had to be like, "Thank you, baby" because I'm trying to teach body positivity.
This is so funny😭💀 pin pls?love ur vids girlie!
My daughter looked at 3 pimples I had on my face and asked why I had nipples on my face😩🤣
My son called my cellulite THUG MEAT!!! he was 7
These children have no chill 😂😂😂
On that last one: I told a girl she can get into advertising considering the size of your forehead, similarly I was arguing with another girl and told her I can see my reflection on her forehead (I was a menace as a kid over the smallest stuff)
Why you always so close to the camera. And your response laugh is so fake
On the Disney one we would’ve got off that flight and stayed home
Prefer back row
😂This the crap that upsets me. My 16yr daughter once asked me when she was 11, "Mommy sometimes I wonder what did you guys have when you were little. Did electricity exist then?" Or my other daughter who is 14 but at 8yrs old she wanted to know did I ever get to pet a dinosaur. The "Really MF!??!" looks I gave to them made them walk away.
I'm a late '70s baby for goodness sakes
🤦🏾♀️😒
Nope !! It's called I will knock the wind out your lungs. And if they complain then u don't do nothing else for them. And if my wallet is sad then u gonna be beat . Then u gonna be sad.
The niece one “I wanna be just like you when I grow up. No kids No husband No nothing” 💀💀
I think the comment behind the therapist comment from cee delle was better than all the ones she read lmao
i told my stepmom when i was little and after she gave birth that her pointy things looked sad (actual words)
xD
Couldn't understand damn shit from ur laughter
I was getting dressed in front of my 5 years old niece, she told me:" why are you showing your small boobs?"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I call them "step ladders."😂😂
How messed up is that kids life where they're already going to therapy. Like what you need talk about finger painting and nap time?. That long division kicking your tail? Recess isn't long enough? Mom made last year Halloween costume at home and everybody teased you? Like wtf?😂
She is copying Bentellect content. A lazy female content creator
There's one she didn't read above the Jellybean comment that says, "My niece told me. 'I wanna be just like you when I grow up. No kids, no husband, no nothing." 😭
My 10-year-old kid and I roast each other often, but the shit he says lowkey hurts my feelings sometimes 😭
Okay so I'm not mean but I'm autistic and don't have much of a filter. I'm 18 so I have a pretty good understanding of when to shut up and what's rude and how to de-escalate a situation, but it wasn't like that when I was a kid so I'd say some very out of pocket things.
1: my dad shaved his facial hair (he normally sported a mustache, a soul patch (ewww), and a beard). I was like 7 and said that he had a family guy chin. My dad's a big guy, he was bigger when I was a kid so I was effectively calling him fat and comparing him to Peter Griffin. Not to make fun of him or anything but because I thought it was funny. In hindsight, it still is lol.
2: another one that I feel worse about bc he's a little insecure about it is when I was around 7 and sad that my dad had Dumbo ears. Once again, wasn't trying to be mean, but I cringe and laugh thinking about it bc if my own kid said that to me I wouldn't know how to react 💀💀💀
3: when I was 8 I also just straight up told a kid "I don't know why you're talking to me, I can't stand you/I don't like you" effective communication but damn. It was right in front of my mom too lmao.
Kids say the funniest things honestly, I try not to take it too seriously since they're new here.
Bruh stay away from sad things just took me out 💀💀💀💀💀
As funny as it says to answer your question, kids are exposed to tweets and comments like this all the time and it gives them ideas plus with what they’re putting in cartoons yeah
A guy at work has some awesome daughters. When the oldest was 4 she was in the hallway when her Dad came out of the bathroom. She stood in doorway and said "Toilet? Are you okay?" He was doubled over laughing when he told me😂
I'm so glad my niece still a baby because Lord help me when she starts talking. She gon be so outta pocket. She already be having mood swings. 🤦😬
But did y'all see the other comment above the wallet one? 😂😂😂 "My niece told me "I wanna be like you when I grow up. No kids, no man, no nothing. 😂" Y'all…🤣🤣🤣
I was teaching my then 5 yr old daughter how to bathe herself. I said you have to make sure all the soap is out of your “personal area” or it will burn. She asked if fire would l come out.😂
How did you gain all this weight back? 😂😂😂😂
i mean it would be shocking to see someone who was born premature and then they become larger than the average person like you were born nothing where did all that person come from you were barley a person yourself 😭
Children will say anything.
Now we all know why sooooo many children back in the yesteryears, were sent to orphanages. Ain’t no body got time for their ish! 😂🤣😂🤷🏽♀️
When they reach the age them gone see…
My friend's kid saw his mum's bra in the laundry and said "my mum's bra with my dad's boobies". Insulted two in one line
Grandfather purchased new glasses asked his six year old Granddaughter how you like my new glasses? The little girl said they are nice granpa, now all you gotta do is get your teeth fixed!
Never in my life have I ever flown first class. Idk if I ever will. And if I ever have kids, I don’t care how much money I have, I’m raising my kids to be humble. Meaning, no huge house, no first class, no fancy anything. We gonna live poor so they can appreciate the value of a dollar. Oh and they’re going to get a job at 15, and start saving young.
“Elite”
My son told someone their breath smelled like the green line 😂😂😂 you gotta be from Chicago to understand.
All these kids need an old fashion mind readjustment.
My little cousin told me that I have hair on my chin like grandaddy 😩😂. I already knew that, but dang she didn’t have to bust me out like that lol. I’m now getting laser hair removal cause never again lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I sat on the top bunk, and my lil sister said, "Don't sit there, you gon break the whole thing." 😭😭😂
When my cousin was a baby, she started petting my arm while I was holding her watching tv and she said, "Winwin, I LOVE your FUR! 😃" and I had to be like, "Thank you, baby" because I'm trying to teach body positivity.
ThiS is why belts are essential workers…
This is so funny OMG please do more ov these. You just so funny.
😂😂 OH LAWDY.. Kids will say the darndest things ❤😂
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