Watch Michael’s stand up comedy special Showman, streaming now on Netflix!
https://www.netflix.com/title/81258970?s=i&trkid=13747225
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Website: https://www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheMichaelMcIntyre/
Twitter: @McInTweet
I really love this guy so hilarious
But with out this everyday stress ….we'd be really stressed out
This is hilarious! My youngest then aged 5ish dialled 999 because I ate the cherry on top of his previous day's bun, which he said he didn't want! I didn't know he'd done it until I met police car half way down farm track on school run. Bless his little cotton socks. 😅
This is his best funniest show 😊made me laugh out loud ( never happened)
Relate… I have one and I'm that. I can not imagine what it's like with more than 1.
I don't think my youngest slept all night until he was FIVE. All he did was recharge a bit.😅 However I thank God I had kids bc they taught me about sacrafice, hard work and prayer- they forced me to face my selfishness- and lay aside my plans for them. Glorious!
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's too funny it's like visiting my family in Hawaii lol just absolutely hilarious ❤
Omg the imagery 😂😂😂😂😂
😂 😂 😂 utter chaos I can’t even think or breathe until my kid is asleep
So much healing watching this 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂he is a definitely a daddy😅😅😅you can not fake such life cases
I was in a local shop one day with my two sons -a three year old and a one year old and I was looking at frozen vegetables. My three year old said oh mummy can we please have brussell sprouts tonight – please please . A young guy walking past said to me "you are sick " and I laughed my head off. Sorry Michael but my eldest son was 3 weeks old when he started sleeping 12 hours at night and my youngest was 6 weeks old when he started sleeping 12 hours at night. The challenges came later. Puberty SUCKED.
I DO have an idea. That's why I don't have kids. 😂
The children jokes remind me of Bill Cosby talking about his children.
Omg i dont want kids 😂😂😂😂😂 i am shivering dreaded loosing my mind after the reality check
Love the last bit with the ideal child ready for bed, already made the Roman item, etc. And fresh breath!
Childless couples are happy until their friends start having grandchildren; those friends have children and grandchildren who will visit, take them to doctors and for groceries, visit them in the nursing home, but, hey, the childless ones saved their money for the best nursing home so what if no one visits them? They can always remember all the trips they had, the nice house, etc…
I could not stop laughing!
My only daughter was the dream child, when she was in kindergarten the teachers kept asking when we were going to have another since we were such great parents, I always said "No way we are going to be this lucky a second time, so no thank you".
I am the one who sings Freedom from the top of my lungs 🤣🤣🤣🤣
epic funny and so real x
The zipper and shoes happened every morning.😅😅❤😂
Omg he is so crazy. Wonderful comedian. My absolute favorite. He's hysterical. 😂❤😂
And he's got great hair. I hope you see this Michael. You have great hair, dude. 😉
He’s just so damn hysterical
Oh my god this is me … that's my life when taking care of my niece and i have two of them too
it is all so true 😂
LOVE LOVE LOVE Michael Mcintyre have for years! Each set he has ever done im laughing cracking up all way throughout. Definitely my top 10 all time favs!!!!
OMG the screaming in the car bit brought back so many memories with my 3 sons… I used to carry a spray bottle with water and when it got crazy I Would say I'M pulling over DO YOU WANT ME TO PULL OVER?! BECAUSE I WILL I WILL PULL OVER… if I wasn't somewhere where I could pull over I'd threaten with the water sprayer… how we never got into an accident I'll never know… crazy times.
"I have a plan and an alibi"! That killed me! 😂
I'm a young adult. Never married, never had children. Hopefully one day I will. This man sounds like my parents. Apparently, it's a universal experience 😂
Truths being told here and some comedy
Da issue wid dees live comedy shows is many times da punchlines r drowned out by audience laughter. Hopefully sound engineers will figure a way to record directly from da microphone & dull out da audience laughter.
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