Judge John Hodgman on Basic Sneezing Hygiene
Catherine writes: My husband, Alex, refuses to cover his mouth when he sneezes at home! I can see the sneeze… Read More »Judge John Hodgman on Basic Sneezing Hygiene
Judge John Hodgman on Knowingly Mispronouncing Words
Once you’ve been corrected, is it OK to keep going?
Judge John Hodgman on Tired Inside Jokes
Bekah writes: Whenever I tell my husband, “I love you, too!” he responds, “You mean the famous Irish rock band?”… Read More »Judge John Hodgman on Tired Inside Jokes
Judge John Hodgman on Talking During Brushing
Morgan writes: My lover refuses to brush her teeth with me. She fears she will die of corniness if she… Read More »Judge John Hodgman on Talking During Brushing
Judge John Hodgman on the Taxonomy of Shorts
David writes: My wife says shorts are not pants. I say shorts are pants. Short pants, but pants. I seek… Read More »Judge John Hodgman on the Taxonomy of Shorts
Judge John Hodgman on Baby Shampoo
Daniel writes: My brother insists on using Johnson’s Baby Shampoo, saying there’s no reason adults can’t enjoy the “gentle to… Read More »Judge John Hodgman on Baby Shampoo
Judge John Hodgman on Condescending Kit Kat Labels
Natasha writes: I’m having a heated argument with my 17-year-old about instructions I found on a Kit Kat wrapper today:… Read More »Judge John Hodgman on Condescending Kit Kat Labels
Judge John Hodgman on Proper Mad Libs Etiquette
Erin writes: When playing Mad Libs, my husband, Andrew, chooses where to put the words I suggest, instead of filling… Read More »Judge John Hodgman on Proper Mad Libs Etiquette